"Uganda is an African country in the ancestral homeland of African people and must operate first and foremost for the development of African people."

"I am the wisest man in the world."

"I am a good footballer, a good boxer, a good swimmer, a good horseman. I am a good everything."

"I would like to have a baby with the Queen of England."

"I am the black Hitler of Africa. I am going to be the most powerful man in the world."