"Democracy is a government in which the people are boss. And if they don't like what's going on, they can throw the bums out."

"It's a wonder that any of us are alive, considering what we've been through."

"I have learned that it is a great mistake to try to please everybody."

"I don't like communism because it is a godless ideology."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone called me a son of a bitch."