"It is a terrible thing to have to order the use of a weapon like that. But I had to do it. And I would do it again."

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"It is a terrible thing for a man to get a reputation for being a storyteller. When you tell a story, they don't believe you."