"Why do they say 'break a leg' when you're about to go on stage? Why not 'break an arm'? Or 'break a nose'? It's always a leg."

"We had a great time, didn't we? It's time to go now."

"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"I just want to leave a good mark. I want to make people happy."

"For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."