"I'm a big fan of finding humor in everything. I think it's important."

"If you're not going to get into trouble, then you're not going to have any fun."

"I think the human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

"If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."