"I’ve often wondered how some people can go through life without ever reading the comics."

"The American experiment in democracy has been a shining example to the world."

"I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born."

"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none of them started because we were too strong."

"I have only two regrets: that I was never a Marine, and that I never got to play for the Chicago Cubs."