"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem."

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We start bombing in five minutes."

"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'"

"We are a nation under God, and I believe we should act like it."