"The problem with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so many things that aren't so."

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"The future belongs to the free."

"I'm a conservative, but I'm not a nut."

"I'm a little embarrassed to say I'm probably the only President in history who had a movie star for a pet."