"Live a life of honesty and integrity. And try not to spill your tea on yourself."

"He who is born into a high caste but does not praise God, is like a worm in filth."

"The ignorant person is blind, even though he has eyes."

"The wise man speaks little and listens much. Especially when someone is explaining how to fix a leaky faucet."

"He who practices truth, contentment, and kindness, and who is free from ego, he is truly a Brahmin."