"May your days be filled with joy and your enemies be utterly confused by your excellent fashion choices."

"Good will triumph over evil. But sometimes, evil has better snacks."

"One day, all of creation will rejoice. And on that day, I hope someone finally figures out how to properly season lamb."

"May we be among those who shall make this world perfect, O Mazda Ahura, and may we be workers for the renovation of the world."

"The wicked man, O Mazda, shall be known by his deeds, and by his words, and by his thoughts."