"May we attain to the state of perfection, O Ahura Mazda."

"The path of the righteous is not always easy, but it is always right. And sometimes, it involves a lot of sheep. You wouldn't believe the amount of sheep."

"And thus we two, my soul and the soul of creation, prayed with hands outstretched to the Lord; And thus we two urged Mazda with these entreaties: 'Let not destruction overtake the right-living, Let no…"

"May your days be filled with joy and your enemies be utterly confused by your excellent fashion choices."

"Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally."