"If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."

"I have been so busy with writing that I have not had time to pray."

"This life therefore is not righteousness, but growth in righteousness, not health, but healing, not being but becoming, not rest but exercise. We are not yet what we shall be, but we are growing towar…"

"You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say."

"I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?'"