"I have been asked if I would accept a peaceful coexistence with capitalism. My answer is yes, but only if they accept a peaceful coexistence with socialism."

"There is no other option than victory."

"If that filthy capitalist interrupts my speech one more time, I'll kick his ass all the way to Miami!"

"Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother' ... It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health…"

"I am not a communist, I am a socialist."