"Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in bl…"

"The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands."

"Hunger is the best sauce."

"No sin withers the soul more quickly than laughter."

"A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one."