"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic anus, and we're about to let go of each other."

"A dog is a dog, and a cat is a cat, but a man is a man."

"The peasants deserve death for three reasons: they have broken their oath of allegiance, they have committed murder, and they have robbed monasteries."

"You people are more stupid than a block of wood."

"I have to confess that I have no desire to be a martyr."