"I never learned to pray as I ought until I had been scourged by the devil."

"Your home, once the holiest of all, has become the most licentious den of thieves, the most shameless of all brothels, the kingdom of sin, death, and hell. It is so bad that even Antichrist himself, i…"

"The greatest good in marriage is the love of husband and wife."

"What God wills is not right because he ought, or was bound, so to will; on the contrary, what takes place must be right, because he so wills it."

"I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?'"