"Flavor Flav is in the house!"

"I just thought yes there is a God. hey you all right number. seven. i fell you know girls are laughing he's laughing everyone's laughing but it wasn't too funny to me i blew my chances. oh my goodness…"

"Well let me tell you something, I can't be nobody but myself. Ya know what I'm saying? The thing that makes the world love Flav is Flav being himself. So honestly man, to tell you the truth: it was no…"

"I'm not a joke, I'm a genius."

"I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap."