"I don't care about being liked. I care about making a point."

"I'm not afraid to be controversial if it means I can spark a conversation."

"My job is to make people laugh, and if they learn something along the way, that's a bonus."

"I believe in the power of satire because it can expose the truth in a way that regular journalism can't."

"I'm always surprised by the things people will say when they think they're talking to a character."