See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Comedian, actor
Outrageous and humorous observation on men.
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"If women ran the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other."
Humorous"The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter."
Strange & Unusual"You know, men are from Mars, women are from Venus. I'm from an entirely different solar system where we just communicate by throwing cheese at each other."
Controversial"The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check."
Strange & Unusual"I'm a big fan of being spontaneous. I think it's the best way to live."
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