"The 'ball-earthers' are the real conspiracy theorists, believing in invisible forces and impossible physics."

"Satellites don't exist. They're just balloons or drones, or they're not there at all."

"The entire 'globe model' is a psychological operation to separate us from God and make us feel insignificant."

"The Bible clearly describes a flat, stationary Earth with a firmament."

"The entire heliocentric model is a narrative designed to remove God from creation."