"If a woman is attractive, she deserves to be treated like a queen. If she's not, she's worthless."

"I'm not saying all women are bad, I'm saying most of them are."

"My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefaticability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour."

"If you're sending a girl flowers, and she's going on a girls trip, then you will get shut down."

"I am the alpha male. There is no beta in me."