"We need to teach children about free software from an early age."

"It sounds horrible: “UN peacekeepers accused of child rape in South Sudan.” But the article makes it pretty clear that the “children” involved were not children. They were teenagers."

"The word 'cloud' is a marketing term for 'someone else's computer.'"

"The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing."

"The point of this joke is even more important now than it was when I first wrote it."