"To join the Church of Emacs, one needs only pronounce the Confession of the Faith; it starts like this: 'There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.'"

"He figured out a way to make computers that are jails for their users. and make them so shiny that millions of fools would beg to be jailed."

"The internet is a trap. It's a way for companies to collect data on you and control your life."

"My friend is good at comforting people who are going off the deep end. He's very deep-endable."

"Using proprietary software is like living under a dictatorship."