"I'm going to tell my story."

"At least I will know what it's like running the country from the basement!"

"I'm a victim."

"And it didn't matter how stupid he had to get... or if I was sittin' there concentrating as hard as I could... on the computer to write a letter to a senator or congressman or something else, he'd com…"

"I'm a gay, white trash, redneck, methamphetamine-smoking, gun-toting tiger king."