"I'm Joe Exotic, I'm the Tiger King, and I'm a gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet."

"I'm a modern-day Davy Crockett, except I'm gay and I have tigers."

"I'm a legend in the making, and I'm just getting started."

"I'm going to make America exotic again."

"I'm a firecracker, and I'm ready to explode."