"For the first time in my life, I'm free. No one will ever again tell me what to do."

"I can't shake hands. I was just sitting over there in my car, making a telephone call and eating a hot dog, and I got mustard on my hand. What's more, I was shaving, and I cut my hand."

"Don't let anyone near me. I mean anyone."

"I'm not a ladies' man. I just like to be around beautiful women."

"I need to be absolutely clean. Everything needs to be sterile."