"I don't remember biting the head off a bat, but if I did, it probably tasted like chicken."

"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"

"I'm not a religious man, but I believe in God."

"I'm a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don't need training – they just are."

"All this Satan stuff — it's a load of bollocks."