We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to pay unto us, their Emperor, such taxes as we may deem necessary for the support of our Imperial government.
Self-declared Emperor of the United States
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"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable orb, that we may symbolize our dominion over the world."
Humorous"We do hereby declare ourselves to be the rightful ruler of these United States, and all who oppose us are traitors."
Strange & Unusual"We do hereby declare that the post office shall be under our Imperial control."
Strange & Unusual"We, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, do hereby decree that a new constitution be formed, one that is more just and equitable for all citizens."
Controversial"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a public transportation system, under our Imperial patronage, for the convenience of our subjects."
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