I don't think I'm a dictator. I'm a leader. I'm the father of the nation. I'm a good father.
Renamed months after himself
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"I have ordered that all the rivers in the country be cleaned. It is for our health."
Humorous"I have created the Ruhnama for the people, so they can understand me, so they can understand their country, so they can understand themselves."
Humorous"I have ordered that all dogs in the capital be collected and sent to the countryside. They are too noisy."
Humorous"I have ordered that all the roads in the country be paved with marble. It is for beauty."
Humorous"I have made it compulsory for all citizens to praise me at least once a day. It is for national unity."
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