"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour—ha ha ha ha ha—they’ll take you away, man."

"I'm not a prophet. I'm just a guy who observes things."

"The only thing that matters is love. And a good joke."

"“A lot of people say to me, 'Why do you say those words?' And I say, 'Because I like them.'”"

"“I'm not trying to be a revolutionary. I'm trying to be a comedian.”"