You know, you can't please everybody. So you might as well please yourself.
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"When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!"
Shocking"I got in a fight with my wife. She said, 'You're not a man!' I said, 'I'm a man! I got a penis!' She said, 'Yeah, but it's not working!'"
Humorous"I'm not a role model. I'm a warning."
Humorous"(Pryor to his woman) 'I'm gonna find me some new pussy!' (Imitating the woman) 'Yeah? You had two more inches of dick you'd find some new pussy here!' 'I know the dick was good to you. If it wasn't go…"
Shocking"I'm not a cynical person. I'm just a person who's seen a lot of shit."
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