"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

"I have no patience with people who take themselves too seriously."

"I am a comedian, and my job is to make people laugh, even if it's at my own expense."

"I am for the people. I am for the common man. I am for the working class. I am for everyone who is struggling."

"The mirror is my best friend because when I cry, it never laughs."