"I always have nightmares that I'm being framed for murder."

"I don't like sea urchins! You could lose your hand, you could lose your foot. You could lose your hand getting it off your foot!"

"I’m not going to change who I am or what I write about to make people comfortable."

"I once tried to learn how to play the banjo, but I wasn't very good at it."

"Something can be about me…and it can still be none of my business."