"The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative, and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists."

"I've been to art school. I mean, I've seen enough bad art to last me a lifetime."

"The people who truly deface our neighborhoods are the companies that scrawl giant slogans across buildings and buses trying to make us feel inadequate unless we buy their stuff."

"There’s no such thing as good publicity. Just publicity."

"The world is a stage. And I'm just trying to paint some scenery."