"The art establishment is a joke. It's full of rich people who don't know anything about art."

"I mean, I think it's a bit of a joke that people pay so much money for art. I think it's ridiculous."

"Art should be something that makes you feel, not just something that you look at."

"The art world is a bit like a giant school play, where everyone is trying to outdo each other."

"Remember, crime against property is not the same as crime against people. Well, unless you're a property developer."