"The world is a scary place, but it's also a beautiful one."

"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you made it... and that you stood."

"Sleep is good, he said, and books are better."

"If your insanity leads you to carve up women like Jack the Ripper or the Cleveland Torso Murderer, we clap you away in the funny farm (but neither of those two amateur-night surgeons was ever caught, …"

"What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? (You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork... a joke, by the way, that I heard originall…"