"I can't. Why are you so obsessed with my sex life? You're a pervert."

"I'm a provocateur. I'm an instigator. I'm a troublemaker. I'm a rebel with a cause."

"Maybe I'm a gay man in a woman's body."

"Take this ride with me! What are you doing sitting down over there? What are you doing sitting down? Oh, OK. Politically incorrect, sorry about that. I'm glad you're here."

"I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself."