"I'm a saloon singer. I sing in saloons. I don't sing in churches."

"The best is yet to come."

"I'm a symmetrical man myself. I like things to be in proportion. If you give me a choice between a beautiful woman and a beautiful painting, I'll take the painting. It stays where you put it."

"I like to stay up late, I like to drink, and I like to gamble. That's my life."

"I'm a good listener. I listen to what people say. I listen to what they don't say."