"You gotta love yourself first before you can love anybody else."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

"I'm a saloon singer. I sing in saloons. I don't sing in churches."

"I couldn't care less about the money. I just want to sing."

"I've been on a calendar, but never on time."