"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"There are only two evil things that can happen to you in life, being Pablo Picasso or not being Salvador Dalí."

"It is not necessary for the public superego to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Paintings is only one of the means of my expression of my total genius, which exists when I write and when I live, when in some way or other I manifest my magic. A painting is such a minor thing compa…"