"To know when to use the truth is the essence of successful deception."

"The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances."

"The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools."

"Bitterness leads nowhere. It turns back on itself. It is the eternal cul-de-sac."

"Dogs are wise. They get a lot more pleasure out of life than we do."