"In the book I wrote, the cat in the hat, he was very naughty, he was very bad, but he was very smart."

"I don't think there's any such thing as a bad book for children."

"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent!"

"You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way!"

"I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird."