"And you know what? You'll be right for the most part, but the facts won't matter. It's often that way in the world."

"I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter."

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

"You’re in a Slump! And you’re not feeling peppy. Your spirits will drop. Sadly, you’ll be in a slump too."

"It's a great thing to be a writer. It's a great thing to write, and to do it for kids, that's just frosting on the cake."