I'm not a very good listener.
Children's author
I'm not a very good listener.
Children's author
Each design is a unique AI-illustrated portrait of the author paired with this quote. These are samples — your product will be custom-generated.
"It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you."
"I don't believe in happy endings. I believe in happy middles."
"Perhaps it's a good thing that I'm such a rotten driver."
"Even if they are not [bloodthirsty], even if they are the most peace-loving people on earth, they still have to fight back when they are attacked."
"I write for children because I think children are more interesting than adults."