"What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? (You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork... a joke, by the way, that I heard originall…"

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."

"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."

"Sometimes, the best way to deal with a problem is to ignore it. But sometimes, the best way to deal with a problem is to confront it head-on."

"Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to a problem."