"There's no point in being a wise old man if you can't be a crazy young one."

"Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is all I need."

"America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money in the world and still not happy."

"I have a lot of trouble with sanity. It's a constant struggle."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but in my case it's always worked."