"Life has become immeasurably more interesting since I decided to follow the advice of my wife and my analyst: to be myself."

"I always wanted to be a writer, and I always wanted to be a journalist, and I always wanted to be a rock star."

"It's not a question of whether you're good or bad, but how you handle the pressure."

"The only thing I ever learned from a cop was how to roll a joint."

"We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our mothers and our lovers and friends, we have fa…"