"I'm not a real musician. I'm a commercial musician."

"I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see."

"Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed, anyway. Even peeling potatoes."

"Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches."

"I'm not a real artist. I'm a commercial artist."