"I have a very strong opinion that the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players."

"Almighty God! —no, no! They heard! —they suspected! —they knew! —they were making a mockery of my horror! —this I thought, and this I think."

"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."

"The singular feature of the mental structure of the ape is the faculty of imitation."

"The best things in life make you sweaty."