"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."

"The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."

"I am not a genius, I am a great genius."

"I am not at all sure that I am a popular person. But I am certainly a person who attracts a great deal of attention."

"I dislike everything that is not in good taste, and good taste is simply the art of being able to live with bad taste."